The End

This is the end of this blog.

I just dont have the time or motivation to keep it up anymore.

But, I guess that was obvious.

Since Matty was born, my posts dropped dramatically and now Daisy is here, they're near non-existant.

Thanks to all those who have stopped by now and then.

Feel free to follow my rantings on Twitter; @shinydemon

Quality Film Quote #38

"You came at him like a silverback fucking gorilla!"

"The Fighter" Micky Ward, to his father after he'd just unsuccessfully attacked his brother Dicky.

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That's the rhythm of my life.

Merry Christmas!

Phew!

Just made that one!

Hmmm

O.K, O.K, I know I've been a very bad blogger of late. I didn't think I could be any more of a relaxed blogger!
But, in defence, I have got a very young baby to help take care of.
And spare time is very limited right now.
O.K, so the spare time I have had I've used to play Call Of Duty; Black Ops!
So, what's been happening?

Nothing!

Don't get me wrong, stuff has obviously happened and some of it would probably have been worthy of a post here. But, I didn't post it at the time and now I've either forgotten about it or it's no longer valid.

So bollocks!

She's Mad I Tells Ya!

I was scratching my bollocks and the Missus turned to me and asked;

"Do you wear your pyjamas naked?"

Rest In Peace Great Uncle Les

Today I attended the funeral of my Great Uncle Les.
Great Uncle Les was a great man indeed and he will be sorely missed by everyone who knew him.
He served in the British army during WW2 as a driver and a trained sniper.
My favourite memory of him will always be this;

My mum was discussing immigration with Les but, she was getting nowhere. Great Uncle Les was a very old fashioned man and believed anyone not entitled to be here should be deported immediately. My mum pointed out that some of these people were born here and are technically British.
Uncle Les shot down this theory by saying "Rubbish Linda! If a horse was born in a cow shed, you wouldn't call it a cow would you?"

Brilliant.

She's Mad I Tells Ya!

The Missus just turned to me and asked;

"What does 'campanology' mean? Is it to do with gays?"