Thursday, 10 December 2009

Protect Your PC From Viruses

Infected



I've caught a cold off of Matt.
It's not swine flu, bird flu or the female invented "man flu", it's a cold.
I'm not surprised I've caught a cold, I've been feeling run down for months. Tiredness and fatigue have been a real issue.
As a result, I've decided to take some sick leave. Before today, I've not been off sick for around 14 months, not a bad record that.
I'm gonna do what I do best when I'm ill, play the PS3 and eat junk food!

Wednesday, 2 December 2009

This Week Needs Smacking Like A Bad, Bad Donkey.

Where shall I begin?
Well, lets start from last Thursday, as it was possibly the worst day
of my life.
On Thursday morning I went to work. To say I was running around like a
blue arsed fly is an under-statement. Even though I was only on a
poncy spare duty, I was late getting out of work. Then, when I got to
the train station, I found out that the 13:13 was cancelled. That
would have got me to my home station in 30 minutes, instead I had to
catch the 13:34, which takes 50 minutes. So I got home 40 minutes late.
As if that wasn't enough, I later found out that my Great Aunty Lena
had passed away.
Still, that wasn't enough! I phoned the missus only to find out that
she was in the A&E department of her hospital. One of her dickhead
colleagues put a syringe in the "sharp bin" upside down. The misses
pricked her finger with it and needed all sorts of precautionary jabs.
On Friday, I took my mum and brother to see Great Uncle Les. He looked
terrible. He's in his late 80's and slowly being consumed by
asbestosis of the lungs. He's lost his best friend and wife and we
fear for his future.
Saturday passed without incident.
Sunday; Arsenal, Chelsea, nil, three, shit.
Monday saw my father-in-law being taken to hospital. It seems that
some of the heart medication he's on is affecting his stomach ulcer
quite badly.
Tuesday passed without incident.
Wednesday; Matt broke my T.V today! In a bizarre mop/toy incident he's
managed to crack the screen. Waiting to hear if our insurance will
cover it.
A real fucker of a week, I'm sure you'll agree.
Tomorrow is Great Aunty Lena's funeral.
Fingers crossed that everything goes uphill after that.


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Thursday, 26 November 2009

Rest In Peace Aunty Lena

I just found out that my Great Aunty Lena passed away this morning.
This photo was taken in April of this year when I took my mum and Matt to visit her and Great Uncle Les. My mum was practically raised by them so this is a great loss to our family.
When my brother and me were kids, she used to send us out to the garden to look for a four leaf clover for her. We never found one.
Rest in peace Aunty Lena, I hope you find your four leaf clover.

Friday, 20 November 2009

Recently Viewed

Away We Go is an absolute must for anyone who is dealing with pregnancy. I couldn't believe how much I laughed and could relate to some of the stuff in the film. In fact, even if you're not experiencing pegnancy, it's worth a look.

Ahh, Pandorum. The illegitimate love child of Event Horizon and Alien. It's not terrible to watch, but you can't help wishing you were watching Event Horizon or Alien instead.


Seal Team VI is SHIT! Seriously, you have to watch this film to realise how shit it is. And as for the cheesiest of cheesy endings..... fuck me it's bad. Please don't take my word for it, watch it and appreciate how truly shitty this film is!


Inglourious Basterds is a very entertaining film. Historically inaccurate. Infact, it's practically raped the history books. But, entertaining none the less. Sharp knives and loud guns galore. Christoph Waltz is just sublime as Col. Hans Landa.



Monday, 16 November 2009

Are You Sure You Want To Log Off?

Yes, that's why I clicked the 8mm x 3mm "log off" icon.

Does This Really Count As An Update?

As I have absolutely nothing to report.
Unless you count; work, home, sleep.
Obviously, I try to eat during the mundane trinity that has become my life.

Friday, 13 November 2009

Currently Playing

Everybody is banging on about this game.

To be honest, I don't see a huge difference to the last game, I run around not knowing what to do and get shot/blown up alot.

Tuesday, 3 November 2009

Up Your Viva!


I hate this fucking advert!


But, for some reason, I love this version!