More "300" Shots.

Did I mention that I'm desperate to see this film?

Is That All You've got?

Spurs;
Three shots on target in 3 1/2 hours?
Against a weakened Gooner side?
You're a fucking disgrace!
2 nil then you fucked it up,
2 nil then you fucked it up,
et-cetera, et-fucking-cetera!

Movie Images For "300"

I'm desperate to see this movie!
Hard Bastards.
Double hard bastards.
Persian: "One hundred nations descend upon you. Our arrows will blot out the sun."
Spartan: "Then we'll fight in the shade."
Go tell the Spartans, passerby: that here, by Spartan law, we lie.

Just Read

Outstanding!
Check out the trailers for the forthcoming movie.

Job Done

And I still had time to cook dinner! Notice; Gina's artwork on the fridge.

D.I.Why?

With my week off I've decided (or should that be; I've been told) to finish the kitchen. I've spent most of the last 3 hours on my knees fitting the panels under the new units. Just having a quick break, I only hope the missus don't read this. She doesn't allow rest breaks you know. She's so mean to me.
I also have very smelly farts today which isn't helping. The kitchen smells like the inside of a packet of dry roasted peanuts.

Watched Last Night

Had no luck in my attempt at making Peanut-Face puke, so I watched this instead.

Alone Time

As posted earlier, I'm unexpectedly off this week.
Usually when I'm off the missus books time off too. Due to the short notice of my holiday she wasn't able to and is on night's. As a result I'm so bored. Me and the missus get on really well, (even after nine years) so when she's not around I feel alone. I'm really bored, I've even tried to make the cat vomit, no luck though.
Hooray for the Top Gear return though, it was a brief period of entertainment in an otherwise boring night.
Think I'll try to puke the cat again.......

Recently Watched

This is a great film, I didn't think I'd like it to be honest but there you go.

It's about a dysfunctional family who take a roadtrip so the youngest can enter the "Little Miss Sunshine" competition. That's why the film's called what it is.

Abigail Breslin, who plays young Olive, is surely destined for greater things. But, the film is stolen (in my opinion) by the "Gay Suicidal Uncle" played by the supurb Steve Carrell. Grandpa's damned funny too.

Wheelie Luggage Users...

...when walking through a busy railway station, why not stop or turn suddenly without any consideration to those beside or behind you, causing an innocent person to nearly trip and smash their skulls on the cold marble floor.
Cunts.

And...

...put your shoes on you smelly fuck!

Fucking Result!

I found out today that I'm on holiday next week. That's great news because I thought I wouldn't be getting it cos I took several odd days leave last year.
Like I said, Fucking result!

Which One?

Why, when people text you their new mobile number, do they think it's o.k just to give their first name?
I had one today, but over the years there's been far too many to count.
It wouldn't be so bad if the persons name was "Qwerty Uiop" (although, that's a really shit name) because you'd only know one of them. Probably.
So, if you have a regular name, I dunno, like "Gary" please leave your surname cos I probably know more than one. Because I'm super popular and all that.

Woo-hoo! Er, 2-2

Congrats to the Arsenal schoolboy side, who came back from 2-0 down, against Tottenwank Hotspurts strongest team.
Thank's to all those who sent gobby half-time messages, I believe they call it counting your chickens.

Robbie Savage Breaks His Leg

GOOD!

Pissed Off

I really hate my job. There are some days where I just feel like walking out and shouting "BOLLOCKS!" to it all. There's no challenge in it for me, all I do is deal with other peoples miniscule problems.
"My Oyster card isn't working."
"Put some fucking credit on it then you stupid cu*t!"
I don't actually say that, I'd like to.
Luckily I work with a good group of people (except one or two of them are spurs fans) and that relieves some of the stress.
But seriously though, put some credit on your Oyster card.

That's Gotta Hurt!

Is Anyone There?

Seriously, is there?

Cosmic

Can you tell what it is yet?

Arsenal 2-1 Mank U

Who are ya?! Who are ya?!

Arsene Wenger's red and white army!

Thieeerry, wo'o ho'o ooh, Thieeerry, wo'o ho'o ooh!

You're shiiit and you know you are, you're shiiit and you know you are!

We'll probably loose to Wigan next week now.