Wednesday, 28 February 2007
Kill Your Speed......
Yesterday afternoon at work was quite boring.
There seemed to be very little customer flow at my window. There were plenty of people running through my station to get to the mainline station down the road though.
This is where the trouble/fun started.
I started using my barcode scanner on people who were running. I'd point the scanner at them and "trace" them as they ran past my window.
Not that funny in itself I know, but, several people were actually stupid enough to stop running and say sorry. When these people saw me laughing at them, they called me a "Cheeky Chappy" and continued running.
Actually, come to think of it, most of them called me an "Idiot".
There seemed to be very little customer flow at my window. There were plenty of people running through my station to get to the mainline station down the road though.
This is where the trouble/fun started.
I started using my barcode scanner on people who were running. I'd point the scanner at them and "trace" them as they ran past my window.
Not that funny in itself I know, but, several people were actually stupid enough to stop running and say sorry. When these people saw me laughing at them, they called me a "Cheeky Chappy" and continued running.
Actually, come to think of it, most of them called me an "Idiot".
Tuesday, 27 February 2007
Cat's Lives And Autobiographies
A cat is supposed to have 9 lives right?
So, does that mean it would write 9 autobiographies?
So, does that mean it would write 9 autobiographies?
Monday, 26 February 2007
Sunday, 25 February 2007
With Sympathy
Two of my collagues had a rotten day today.
Firstly Barry, whose grandmother died this morning. I was with him when he took the call and he was visibly shaken.
Secondly Marlon, whose godfather died last night. Marlon was very subdued and I was quite concerned for him.
I would like to send my heartfelt sympathies to Barry, Marlon and their families.
Firstly Barry, whose grandmother died this morning. I was with him when he took the call and he was visibly shaken.
Secondly Marlon, whose godfather died last night. Marlon was very subdued and I was quite concerned for him.
I would like to send my heartfelt sympathies to Barry, Marlon and their families.
Saturday, 24 February 2007
A Good Laugh
We popped over to my sis & bro-in-laws tonight. Me and Gaz had such a good laugh. We were laughing so much that we were accused of being pissed after only 4 cans of Fosters.
Now, look. I don't care what anyone says, it's impossible to pissed on this miniscule amount of "diet" beer unless you are this person!
Sorry man, I love ya really!
Now, look. I don't care what anyone says, it's impossible to pissed on this miniscule amount of "diet" beer unless you are this person!
Sorry man, I love ya really!
Friday, 23 February 2007
Contagious?
During another sleepless night I got to thinking about somthing that happened recently.
The other day I was in Sainsburys near where I work. The lady who served me licked her lips, not in a sexual or provocotive way, she just licked her lips. Immediately I was hit by an overwhelming urge to lick my own lips.
The same thing happened later after a colleague licked his lips. (Definitely not sexual or provocotive!) Again, the desire to lick my own lips became insatiable.
And so I ask this question;
How many times have you licked your lips while reading this entry?
The other day I was in Sainsburys near where I work. The lady who served me licked her lips, not in a sexual or provocotive way, she just licked her lips. Immediately I was hit by an overwhelming urge to lick my own lips.
The same thing happened later after a colleague licked his lips. (Definitely not sexual or provocotive!) Again, the desire to lick my own lips became insatiable.
And so I ask this question;
How many times have you licked your lips while reading this entry?
Thursday, 22 February 2007
Well Done Tiger
Congrats to Nige who got the job he applied for as a Nurse Clinically Specialassist (or something like that anyway!).
Why do job titles have to be so long these days?
Why do job titles have to be so long these days?
Wednesday, 21 February 2007
Tuesday, 20 February 2007
Look Out, The In-Laws Are Coming!
My In-laws are here. They sold their flat yesterday and are staying here while they look for a new place.
Since we've lived here (about 2 1/2 years) we've had my brother, my sis in-law with her fella, my mum and now the in-laws, staying here. I'm thinking of getting a revolving door fitted.
I might turn the garage into a reception lounge too.
Since we've lived here (about 2 1/2 years) we've had my brother, my sis in-law with her fella, my mum and now the in-laws, staying here. I'm thinking of getting a revolving door fitted.
I might turn the garage into a reception lounge too.
Monday, 19 February 2007
Bastard Week
It's been a real fucker.
It was ok until thursday which proved to be strangely busy.
I can't begin to explain how busy friday was though, all I can say is that it was manic.
Saturday was the pits. Apart from several footie games, there was a Bollywood festival down the road, a Cypriot election across the road, Boxing at Wembley as well as all the people popping into London on the lash.
Sunday saw 300,000 people attend the Chinese new year celebrations. I'm sure I served 150,000 of those whom attended. I went home with a terminal headache.
Today I had no energy, which in a good way, was good. It meant I didn't really give a fuck about anyone's problems, all I wanted to do was go home to the missus.
I've got 2 days off now, might see if John will let me relax by his pool!
It was ok until thursday which proved to be strangely busy.
I can't begin to explain how busy friday was though, all I can say is that it was manic.
Saturday was the pits. Apart from several footie games, there was a Bollywood festival down the road, a Cypriot election across the road, Boxing at Wembley as well as all the people popping into London on the lash.
Sunday saw 300,000 people attend the Chinese new year celebrations. I'm sure I served 150,000 of those whom attended. I went home with a terminal headache.
Today I had no energy, which in a good way, was good. It meant I didn't really give a fuck about anyone's problems, all I wanted to do was go home to the missus.
I've got 2 days off now, might see if John will let me relax by his pool!
Saturday, 17 February 2007
WTF?
This is a 20p coin. It has 7 (this is correct, I counted them!) sides and, therefore, should not roll very well.
This is my office floor. It is tiled, has man hole covers and is in a very poor condition. Therefore, even round coins should not roll very well upon it.
Can someone please explain to me how I managed to drop a 20p coin onto a shitty floor, and it still managed to roll out of view?
I spent ages looking for it but to no avail.
This post was recently amended after I originally wrote that a 20p had 5 sides. Thanks for the heads up Johnny!
Oh.....My......GOD!
There is not a single episode of the Simpsons on today.
I am devastated, I demand satisfaction, I demand that the producers of Sky one and Channel 4 are fired immediately! NOW!
Cunts.
I am devastated, I demand satisfaction, I demand that the producers of Sky one and Channel 4 are fired immediately! NOW!
Cunts.
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