Typical Workplace Conversation

A conversation between myself and a foreign customer.
"Souissa."
"Sorry?"
"Souissa."
"Sorry I don't understand you."
"I want go Souissa."
"Where?"
"Souissa!"
I hand the customer an underground map.
"Show me whre you want to go."
"No, not subway. Souissa, the country! I go from Hooston"
"From Euston you mean?"
"Yes Hooston."
"And when you say 'Souissa the country', do you mean Scotland?"
"Yes, Scoutlaynd, the country."
You couldn't make this shit up.