Reluctant Congrats

To Mank U who were crowned champions today.
Do not think for one minute we wanted you to win the league at any point, we just didn't want Chelski to win it.
To prove how much we didn't want you to win it either, we played really, really shit against Chelski just to make your nerves bad.

P.S. Don't think we didn't notice that the cunt known as Cashley Cole was missing either. Injured my arse! The money grabbing fucker knew he was gonna get slated today and bottled out.