She's Mad, I Tell Ya!

Before I left for work today the missus said to text when I finished and she'd pick me up from the station.
I sent her a text telling her I'm on the 10:39 out of Euston. I also said I'd text her when the train got to Cheddington so she'd have time to get to Leighton Buzzard when my train arrived, which I did.
So my train arrives at Leighton at around 11:30 but there's no sign of her.
And so I wait.
And wait.
And wait some more.
And then I wait a little longer.
It's now 11:40 and my mobile battery is dead. I decided to walk home, taking the route she would have to drive, just in case.
I arrived home at about 11:50 to find her kipping on the sofa.
What a fucking liberty!