Thursday, 17 January 2008

She's Mad I Tell Ya!

The missus returns from her night shift and climbs into bed with me.

"Can I have the T.V remote please?"
"Don't put the telly on love, I'm trying to sleep."
"But I need it on, it helps me un-wind."
"So why don't you watch telly in the front room?"
"Because I want to lay down."
"You can lay on the sofa."
"I'm not laying on the sofa, I'll get a limp in my neck."

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