Saturday, 13 December 2008

Typical Workplace Conversation

As it's winter and very cold on the station platform at 5 a.m, I bought a new hat and scarf. On the first morning of wearing the combo I arrived at work and bumped into my mate Warren.

"You look like a cunt in that hat!"

Instantly, I replied with;

"You look like a cunt all the time!"

That'll teach him to start on me first thing in the morning!

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