Pruritus Ani

Or "Fucking hell, my Ronson Lighter is itching me to death!" affects 1 in 20 men.
Guess who's that 1 in 20 man?!
Went to the doctors this morning as I just couldn't take it anymore. After a quick external examination (which felt like the doctor was using a car jack to pull my Gary Glitter apart) I was diagnosed and sent on my way with a prescription for a steroid based ointment.
So the next time you see me and I have an evil grin on my face, it's likely I'm about to stick my finger under your nose.
Just hope and pray that I didn't run out of surgical gloves that morning!
I have absolutely no idea why I've shared this with you!!