Wednesday 5 December 2007

Large Umbrella Users

Kindly take a moment to look where the fuck you are walking, turning and randomly stopping.
I happen to be rather fond of my eyeballs where they are and would prefer not to have them impaled on the end of your umbrella spoke.
Why the fuck do you need a five foot wide umbrella anyway?
Twats.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Can I kindly add also those who are pulling behind them those suitcases on a long handle.

Kindly keep them a close to your body and not about 20ft behind you. Also when you reach the concourse at your chosen destination, keep walking a few feet. Simply stopping (with your case 20ft behind you) causes me undue delay and can be dangerous