The Great Santa Conspiracy

Santa Clause.
Father Christmas.
Saint Nick.
Chris Cringle.
Papa Noel.


It don't matter where you come from or what your name for him is.
What is important is that the old git don't exist and never has.
I have numerous friends and family with children and they all use the "Santa" shite.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not against Christmas. I like the way it encourages a family togetherness, which is usually missing these days.
What I am against is people working hard all year round to earn money, which they use to buy gifts for their children, only to say that some elf bummer from a very cold place has brought them. For nothing.
Fuck off!
How do we teach kids the value of honesty when we lie to them every Christmas?
When I've got kids, they're gonna be told the truth from the off; "We flushed your Goldfish down the lavvy", "Santa don't exist", "If you touch anything that belongs to me then you'll get an electric shock", "Don't call your teddy Mohammed" that kinda stuff.
Mind you, the Tooth Fairy and Easter Bunny are cunts too!