Sunday, 11 January 2009

She's Mad I Tell Ya!

I went to put Matty to bed after his night feed. I needed the missus to sort his bedding out as I was holding him.

"Gina"

Nothing

"Gina"
"Herumph?"
"Can you sort Matty's bedding out for me love?"

She gets up and sorts it out.
But, before I can put Matty down;

"Did you sort out the profile?"
"The what now?"
"The profile, you needed to sort it out"
"What you on about about you dick?"
"THE PROFILE!"
"Shush love, he's asleep! What profile?"
"Did you speak to the profile people about the profile?"
"Are you even awake love?"
"Huurm?"
"Go back to bed love, you're still asleep and talking mad at me"
"Perfrumbrum"

She climbed back into bed, I put Matty down and left the room in a confused state.

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