She's Mad I Tell Ya!

I just don't understand it!
You wait months and months and then two come along at once.

Matty was stirring so I went into the room, to see if he needed some water.

"I've got him some water love"

The Missus had already put him in bed with her and was giving him some water she must have prepared earlier.

"Where's the baby?"
"Erm, he's right there love" (I point next to her.)
"No, the other baby"
"We've only got the one love, remember?"

She tuts, rolls her eyes and then turns her attentions back to watering Matty.