Tuesday, 15 September 2009

Currently Reading


Monday, 14 September 2009

Currently Reading

Currently Reading

Volume 2; Miles Behind Us

Saturday, 12 September 2009

Currently Reading

Sunday, 6 September 2009

Cool Kids Bed



Why didn't beds look this cool when I was a kid? All rocket shaped and that.
Sweet!

Saturday, 5 September 2009

More Shit Music

U2; I'll Go Crazy If I Don't Go Crazy Tonight.

It's not a hill it's a mountain
As you start out the climb
Do you believe me or are you doubtin?
We're gonna make it all the way to the light
But I know I'll go crazy if I don't go crazy tonight

What?! You'll go crazy if you don't go crazy? What the fuck does that even mean?

Friday, 4 September 2009

Treated Like Animals? If Only!

Yesterday we had to take Matt and Peanut-Face for some jabs.

Matt had a 13:55 appointment for his meningitis jabs, he was finally seen at 14:20.

Peanut-Face had a 16:00 appoinment for her booster jabs, she was seen at 15:55.

Matt has another set of jabs, for measles, mumps and rubella, in four weeks time.
I'm wondering if the vet can do them.

Wednesday, 2 September 2009

The Curious Incident Of The Bin In The Night.

Yesterday morning, when I rolled out of bed at 11:15, I was greeted with "Why did you put the recycling bin in the bathroom?" from the missus.
"You what now? Why the fuck would I put the recyc' bin in the bog?" Came my reply.
I'll spare you the rest of the conversation, but suffice to say we both deny responsibilty. Her argument that it was full of my empty beer cans, doesn't wash with me though!
You may recall this incident from a while back.
You may also remember other instances of oddness such as this and this.
I think I'd better arrange an exorcism!

Tuesday, 1 September 2009

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Currently Listening To

Saturday, 29 August 2009

My Boy Was Born On This Day

Today marks my son Matthew's first birthday.
I love him more every day.

It is also the missus birthday, I love you babe!

Friday, 28 August 2009

Intersting Fact

When sitting on the toilet at home, presumably having a shit, I face 272 degrees west.

Thursday, 27 August 2009

The Lack Of Excitement Is Boring Me!

Absolutely nothing has been happening in my life apart from work, Matt and sleep.
Something better happen soon or I'll go mental!

Sent from my iPhone

Wednesday, 19 August 2009

Tuesday, 18 August 2009

Tuesday, 11 August 2009

Just Completed

Friday, 7 August 2009

Thursday, 6 August 2009

Recently Viewed

Funny, a real piss take out of typical chick flicks!

Funny as fuck!

Shit.


Shitter than shit.



Wednesday, 5 August 2009

Where Does The Time Go?

Time has just been flying by of late. I wish I could tell why, but I can't.
The only worthwhile thing to tell is that Matt can now walk. And boy does he walk! I looked after him on Saturday and Sunday and my legs are still aching now!
As previously reported, Matt came down with a nasty cold. The doctors prescribed Tamiflu without even seeing him. We'll never know if it was actually Swine Flu, which is annoying. The missus has also been unwell of late and I am currently suffering from a really sore throat. I'm desperately hoping it doesn't turn into Tonsilitis.
In other news, my iPhone arrived very quickly after my threat of leaving O2 and I love it! I'm a little disapointed with the battery life, but that's a small price to pay for the mobile of the gods!
My diet is still on, amazingly! I've got down to under 13 stone for the first time in years. I'm aiming for 12 stone and then I'll start running.
The football season is nearly upon us. I'm predicting that Arsenal will win fuck all as usual.

Men Who Wear Ugg Boots

Stop it, you look like a cunt!