She's Mad (As Well), I Tell Ya!

While indulging in a spot of pub lunch on sunday, I pointed the tomato ketchup at my sister-in-law Emma and pretended that I was gonna squeeze it all over her. I was completely stunned by the look of terror on her face and how she said;

"Please don't, I've got a real phobia of ketchup!"

How the fuck can anyone be scared of ketchup?

Back To Work (For A Rest!)

I start my lates today. 7 shifts of grief.

S'cuse......

.....the lack of updates since thursday. I've been decorating the living room.
"That shouldn't take 4 days." I hear you say, well my front room is 24* foot long so I beg to differ!
I might put some pictures up if I can be arsed.

Sorry, just measured it again, it's 27 foot long. No wonder my shoulders hurt!

Just Seen

This film is so funny and this clip had me in hysterics. The missus had to elbow me in the ribs to stop me laughing so loud.

Currently Watching.....

....The Simpsons Movie special on Sky One.
They'd better not be showing all the best bits!

Our Simpsons Doubles

Me; The Missus;

Click on the link to create your own character. http://www.simpsonsmovie.com/main.html

Holiday; Day 13 - Fannie

Apparently they have stores worldwide.
I'd like two regulars and a bucket please.

Farewell Freddie

Thank you and good luck to Freddie Ljungberg who joined West Ham today. He was invaluable to the Gooners for years. Especially the 2001/2002 season when he more or less one the double for us single handed. Injuries impaired his last few seasons.
Your hair's not red anymore, in fact there's not much of it, but we'll always love you!

FUCK OFF!

You can stand under my umbrella
Ella ella eh eh eh
Under my umbrella
Ella ella eh eh eh
Under my umbrella
Ella ella eh eh eh
Under my umbrella
Ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh

WILL SOMEONE PLEASE MAKE RIHANNA FUCK OFF!

PLEASE.

Booked Tickets To See

Can't wait!

Me And My Monkey

Some "entertainer" sang this song while we were in Portugal, much to the amusement of Gaz, 'Chelle and myself.
I will always despise Robbie Williams, but this is well worth a gander.

Contemplating Buying

Assassins Creed

Interesting Fact

You don't have to be a bowler to wear a bowler hat.

Currently Reading

Recently Read

Brilliant.

Holiday Diary

Below is a selection of holiday moments.
It will mostly be a few words so if you want to know more leave a comment.

Day 2; Invented UNO Spank.

Day 3; Gaz's eyebrows turned ginger.

Day 4; First shit of the holiday.

Day 5; Gaz "Dogs can smell cancer"
Me "Do we still need CAT scans then?"

Day 6; The Bonnie Tyler incident.

Day 7; "Salamander"

Day 8; Jeep safari with no animals.

Day 11; Card cheats.

Day 12; Pig dream.

Day 13; Fannie.

Day 14; Aye.

Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday to our beloved cat Peanut-Face who is 2 today.

I Mean It This Time!

Unless I have internet access while in Portugal, this will be my last post for 2 weeks.
Have no fears though, I will keep a diary while on holiday and let you know of any high jinx and shenanigans when I return.

Recently Watched

A good film.

Disapointing.

Arsenal's New Boy

But will he cut it the Premier League? I hope so.

Holiday

It's unlikely that I'll update for the next 2 weeks as I'll be in Portugal getting drunk.

My Cat The Dog

I went to the corner shop tonight to pick up a few bevvies and my cat followed me all the way there and back.
This is not the first time it's happened either. The first time she did it, I thought it was a one off. Since then she's done it about 8 times.
So, I must be one of the few people in the world to take their cat for a walk.
Miaow.

Interesting Fact

The British version of the Mars bar is different from America.
Their version does not contain caramel and is exactly the same as our Milky Way.

Ouch!