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Happy St. George's Day

And bloody proud of it!

Quality Film Quote #37

"They call me Mister Tibbs!"

Too classy to put here in words alone.

Morning Sickness

I've absolutely no fucking idea why it's called "Morning Sickness".
So far as I can tell it last's all day and night.
I feel desperately sorry for the missus. Although she's not actually being sick, the permanent nausea is getting her down.
I love you babe, this'll be the last time, I promise!

R.I.P Tommy

I was saddened to hear that my good mate Tommy Ludford had passed away this weekend.
I've no idea how many times we shared a beer (or eight) and/or a chat together (far too many to count), all I can say is that he will be badly missed by a hell of a lot of people.
I feel especially sorry for his daughter Tasha, who found him.
I know exactly what she's going through as I found my uncle's body.
I still have bad dreams to this day.

Oh, What's Occurring? (Welsh Accent)

Usual shit really.
Work, eat, sleep, play with Matt, etc.


We saw the midwife this week. Unfortunately it's the same one as last year and, my god, she's ugly!
She looks like a man in drag!
A very ugly man in drag!

Anyway, that aside, things seem to be progressing well with the pregnancy so far.
We've got an estimated birth date of 12th November, which is also my niece's birthday!



Matt continues to develop rapidly himself.
Every day is a new experience with him and he has us in fits of laughter.
He's started to string words together too, a few examples;
"Where bottle is?"
"Where's gone now?" (Usually when I go for a shit)
"Come on daddy/mummy"
"Hi Matty!" (When looking in the mirror)


Work is work.
It always has been work.
It always will be work.


I got around to buying a pipe.
The missus called me an idiot.
She's probably right!

Leg Jigglers #7

Location; Train
Source; iPhone
Action; Full on leg jiggle!