Glad The Weekend's Over

Sunday was alright, but saturday was a real shitter.

It started with a phone call from the Abbey. My bank card had been cloned and used to the tune of around £500. Someone had paid £200+ to the Carphone Warehouse, £35 to Vodaphone and £200+ to Sky Digital. It's not nice to think that someone could be walking around using a brand new Blackberry that I've paid for, especially when I want one! The bank was really good and cancelled the card immediately and they'll refund any lost money.

Later I found out that my nan does have cancer, despite being given the all clear earlier this year. I don't know what the doctors are playing at, but it's irrelevant as she couldn't be treated because her age. We're fortunate that it's not an aggresive cancer, so we should have a bit of time to enjoy her company.

Finally, the missus and Matty came back from their break with stinking colds. Matty's really hit him hard on satuday night, giving us hours of screaming. Not to mention waking up every couple of hours crying. Eventually it was agreed that he'd sleep in with the missus and I'd take the sofa bed. I've been left with a stiff neck and shoulders.

Waiting Impatiently

At 9:38 this morning, I got a text from the missus saying she's on her way home. Even though it takes around 3 to 3 1/2 hours to get from Dorset to home, every time I hear a car pull up I'm on my feet in anticipation. I've even left the door unlocked so I can get out to them quicker.
Can't wait.

Recently Viewed

Shitty Of Ember would be more appropriate.

I don't really know what to say about this film. I enjoyed it right up until the last half an hour or so. The rest of the film made me feel very uneasy, even a bit nauseous, despite knowing what was obviously to come. If you've seen this film, please leave a comment as to how you felt, I'd be interested to know.

Oscar winning film based on the viewpoint of German soldier during the first world war. Worth a butchers.

Home Alone

For the next few days, I'll be at home alone.
The missus and Matty have gate crashed her sister's holiday in Dorset for 4 nights.
It'll be strange not having them around, I've got used to all the cuddles with Matty and the missus' company.
Any ideas of how I can occupy myself (apart from wanking furiously) will be greatly appreciated.

She's Put Up With Me For How Long?

The missus and myself got together 11 years ago today.
I'm taking this opportunity to say Happy Anniversary and I love you!

Recently Viewed

I've been meaning to watch this for a while and I wasn't disapointed.

Worth every Oscar.

The ending to this film is just so sad, it's based on a kids book too.

Very enjoyable, but I preferred The Kingdom.

We All Follow The Arsenal

Last night I took the missus to the Arsenal match against Hull City.
We were gonna meet up with a good mate before the match, but he was held up by some dick at work. Fortunately, we managed to squeeze a pint in at half-time.
I agree with everything he has posted himself, so if you want to know more, I'll hand you over to my good mate Andy.

Gutted

It's a beautiful sunny day and the missus is going for a walk along the canal with Matty. She'll probably meet up with her sister and have a pub lunch at The Globe Inn.
I've got to go to work.
How cuntish is that?

The Curious T-Shirt Incident

This morning I woke up topless.
Last night I went to bed with a t-shirt on.
I didn't take it off myself.
So who did?
And what was their motive?

Pruritus Ani

Or "Fucking hell, my Ronson Lighter is itching me to death!" affects 1 in 20 men.
Guess who's that 1 in 20 man?!
Went to the doctors this morning as I just couldn't take it anymore. After a quick external examination (which felt like the doctor was using a car jack to pull my Gary Glitter apart) I was diagnosed and sent on my way with a prescription for a steroid based ointment.
So the next time you see me and I have an evil grin on my face, it's likely I'm about to stick my finger under your nose.
Just hope and pray that I didn't run out of surgical gloves that morning!
I have absolutely no idea why I've shared this with you!!

Currently Growing

Bearing in mind that I can't even grow a beard properly, this could be a disaster.

I've got to try though, I just love the chilli man!

Twatter

I've finally signed up to Twitter. There's a new box in the right hand column that will show my latest updates.

Currently Reading (Again)

The only difference is that this one is in graphic novel format.