My Boy Was Born On This Day

Today marks my son Matthew's first birthday.
I love him more every day.

It is also the missus birthday, I love you babe!

Intersting Fact

When sitting on the toilet at home, presumably having a shit, I face 272 degrees west.

The Lack Of Excitement Is Boring Me!

Absolutely nothing has been happening in my life apart from work, Matt and sleep.
Something better happen soon or I'll go mental!

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Currently Reading

Stripy Arsed Lawn!

Just Completed

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Funny, a real piss take out of typical chick flicks!

Funny as fuck!

Shit.

Shitter than shit.

Where Does The Time Go?

Time has just been flying by of late. I wish I could tell why, but I can't.
The only worthwhile thing to tell is that Matt can now walk. And boy does he walk! I looked after him on Saturday and Sunday and my legs are still aching now!
As previously reported, Matt came down with a nasty cold. The doctors prescribed Tamiflu without even seeing him. We'll never know if it was actually Swine Flu, which is annoying. The missus has also been unwell of late and I am currently suffering from a really sore throat. I'm desperately hoping it doesn't turn into Tonsilitis.
In other news, my iPhone arrived very quickly after my threat of leaving O2 and I love it! I'm a little disapointed with the battery life, but that's a small price to pay for the mobile of the gods!
My diet is still on, amazingly! I've got down to under 13 stone for the first time in years. I'm aiming for 12 stone and then I'll start running.
The football season is nearly upon us. I'm predicting that Arsenal will win fuck all as usual.

Men Who Wear Ugg Boots

Stop it, you look like a cunt!