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A film for Ricky Gervais fans only. Lucky I think he's great then.

Shite.

Homer Knows Best #12

Homer: Homer no function beer well without.

Between Removals

So that's that then, three of the last four days were spent helping friends and family move.
Lifting, carrying, lowering, pushing, pulling, shifting, shoving, shunting, dis-assembling, re-assembling, up attics, down cellars, early starts and late finishes.
If you need help moving any time within the next twelve months, then please do not hesitate to call.......


....someone else.

Seriously, fuck off.

Relief

Apparently my nanna doesn't have cancer.
I don't know who made the fuck up and quite frankly, I don't care.
As long as she's not cursed with this cunt of an illness, I'm happy.

Where'd I Go?

Apologies for the lack of updates, I've been on annual leave this week and I just couldn't be arsed.
Don't expect any significant update in the next few days either, I've been helping my brother in law move today and will be again tomorrow.
Then I'll be helping my buddy Darryn move on Tuesday.
Maybe I should become a removals man!
If I'm not completely exhausted by Wednesday, I might paint the garage.



Yeah, alright! Maybe I'll get pissed instead!

Shiny, Shiny, New Coins

I'm sure you've seen, or even had some in your pocket already, but these are the latest coins from the Royal Mint.

I just have to say that I think they're fantastic.

I mean, just look at them.

Look!

They're stunning!

There Are Some Days.......

......... when you feel fed up all day for no apparent reason.
Today is one of those days.

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I'm still working my way slowly through Dead Space too.

I dunno how I'm gonna alternate between the three!

Perfect Start To The Day

Matty was stirring so I picked him up and had a lovely, long warm cuddle with him until he he fell back to sleep.
I'm now ready for anything the day can throw at me.

Unless it's dog shit, I'm not ready for that.

More Success

I've made it into "Cunts Corner" again, with a comment about that atrocity of a "comedy" Two And A Half Men.

Make Me Smile, Make Me Smile

Before the footy on tuseday night, we went to a bar (surprised?).
I went to the loo and was immediately fed up when I saw one of those "Toilet Attendants".
You know the ones, they hang around in toilets, turn on the taps for you, hand you a single sheet of economy kitchen towel and then offer to spray you with something from an aftershave bottle, which is probably yak's piss.
Then he's got the nerve to point at a stainless steel plate and repeat "Make me smile, make me smile."
These people are now second on my list of hatred after them optimistic charity street fucks.

My Rest Days

On Tuesday night I went to the Emirates stadium to see the Arsenal youth team wipe the floor with Wigan 3-0 in the Carling Cup.
On Wednesday I had a hangover, a sore throat and fingers that smelled of chicken balti.
Wednesday was also my niece's 6th birthday so we went out for dinner with some family.

Never Forget

Typical Workplace Conversation

Some people are just plain stupid.

"How do I get to High Street Kensington?"
"Take a Cirlce line train from platform one."
"Do I have to get off?"
"Sorry?"
"Do I have to get off the train?"
"Well, yeah. Cos if you stay on the train, you'll go past your stop."

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Interesting Fact

Fox's Glacier Mints are made from baby foxes.

Quality Film Quote # 32

Brian: I'm not the Messiah!
Arthur: I say you are, lord, and I should know... I've followed a few.
Followers: Hail Messiah!
Brian: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honestly!
Girl: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity!
Brian: What?! Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right... I AM THE MESSIAH!
Followers: HE IS! HE IS THE MESSIAH!
Brian: NOW, FUCK OFF!!!!
[there is a long awkward silence.]
Arthur: ... How shall we fuck off, oh Lord?

Fornicating Geriatric Vagina

We have a book at work for recording any anti-social behaviour. While flicking through it last night, I found this gem from a couple of years back.

Wednesday 7/6/06 23:18

Potter (a former beggar, ticket tout and all round trouble maker) seen on the north exit stairs.
Called me a fucking old cunt.

C.S.A Young (now retired)

Well, it made me laugh anyway.

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I'm probably going against the flow with this one, but I thought this film was a load of bollocks.

I'm gonna have to watch this again, I don't think you can take everything in on an iPod.

The "C" Word

I've had the misfortune today, to discover that my nanna has cancer of the lungs.
Due to her age and previous illness, treatment would only take her from us sooner.
I don't know how to feel right now.