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The Apple iPhone 3G-S.

Update; It turns out that O2 are out of iPhones at the moment and won't get any until thursday at the earliest. I told them if mine's not here by next friday, I'll be an Orange customer.

Here Piggy Piggy!

Matt is currently being treated for Swine Flu and I don't feel so great either.
We'll never know if it is genuine swine Flu because they don't actually test for it anymore.
Better safe than sorry though, eh?

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Piss poor by Will Ferrell's standards.

I'm not sure I understood the ending of this film. Why did he hijack a train and hold the passengers for ransom for $10 million, if he knew about his potential stock windfall of $300 million?! Answers on a postcard please.

And All Because The Boy Finds It Funny

Baby vest head.

I dunno why, but it makes him laugh!

Typical Workplace Conversation

A customer stops about 6ft away from my window and shouts;

"Thtepth!"
"Sorry?"
"Thtepth"
"I can't hear you properly, come closer."
They come closer.
"Thtepth"
"Thepth?"
"THTEPTH! THTEPTH!"
"I'm sorry, I can't understand you."
"Tut! Your colleague thed I need to go up the thtepth and down the thtreet to get to Euthton!"

I'll have chalk this one down to experience!

Hey Fatty Boom Boom

Started a diet yesterday, it went well.
Is it just me though, or does the first day of diet always go well?
The only real problem I faced was not eating the fat off my steak. It's the best bit for fuck's sake!
Finding food that wouldn't exceed my calorie allowence was also difficult.
Never mind, I'll be lean and slender in a couple of days.
Either that or back on the pies and beer!