Eagerly Awaiting

Based on The Walking Dead graphic novels.

That'll Teach You!

Now look here you stupid fucking coat! I don't care how much I paid for you!
When I come home from work, tired and irritated by countless northerners who think they know better than me, I just want to hang you up and sit down.
Yes, I know there's a perfectly good coat rack in the hallway but, A; I'm too lazy to go there and B; It annoys the missus when I hang you elsewhere.
So, all things considered, when I hang you on the back of a dining chair I expect you to fucking stay there! When you fall limply to the side and on to the floor, I take it as an insult.
Not content with insulting me once, you wait for me to bend down, pick you up and re-hang you on the chair, only to fall off again.
Well, that's it, bollocks to you!
You can lay in the corner of the room, where I kicked you.
All night.
Bastard.

Too Bad, So Sad, Bye Bye!

Big Brother has ended....... forever!
I cant tell you how happy this makes me! I doubt I've watched more than half an hour of this show since it started. It's shit. And full of fucktards. And watched by cunts.
But, I'm a reasonable man and, as such, I'd like to suggest a few other programmes for stupid people to watch.
I Used To Be A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here (and away from Ant or Dec from Ant and Dec.)
Strictly Cum Dancing.
Stricly Cum Dancing On Ice.
The X Factor and Britain's Got Talent (after the auditions of course! Some of those fuckwits really think they have talent!)
So there you go. If you're a cunt and you enjoy watching cunty programmes, go right ahead.

Stupid Farm Rules!

Heh, heh, just you try and stop me!