32 Years Old

Today marks the 32nd anniversary of my birth.
I'd like to think that the world is a better place with me on it, but I guess that depends on who you ask!
I'm hoping today goes better than yesterday, when I spent the entire day with a blazing headache. It was so bad, I only managed 4 pints all day!

She's Mad I Tells Ya

So we're on the M25, heading to our holiday in St Ostyth/Clacton and the missus spots a road sign.

"Why's it called the Dartford Tunnel?"

"Erm, cos it's a tunnel in Dartford, dickhead."

A Welcome Break

Today is the first day of my 2 weeks annual leave and it couldn't have come quick enough.
I've been really run down for the last few weeks and on Wednesday, I caught a cold.
It goes without saying that I've passed the cold on to Matty, luckily it's not a nasty cold, but it's still a pain in the arse. Well, eyes, nose, throat and chest anyway!
Tomorrow, the missus, Matty and myself are leaving for a short break by the sea. I honestly can't wait. I think it's important to have a change of scenery, even if it's to the not very exotic Clacton!
It's just me and Matty today as the missus has gone to work. We were supposed to go to Andy's son's second birthday party, but have been unable to do so due to the car being needed by the missus. I apologise profusely for cancelling.
That's about it for now, I'm just transferring some films and kids T.V shows to my iPod for our break.

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Volume 2; Miles Behind Us

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Cool Kids Bed

Why didn't beds look this cool when I was a kid? All rocket shaped and that.
Sweet!

More Shit Music

U2; I'll Go Crazy If I Don't Go Crazy Tonight.

It's not a hill it's a mountain
As you start out the climb
Do you believe me or are you doubtin?
We're gonna make it all the way to the light
But I know I'll go crazy if I don't go crazy tonight

What?! You'll go crazy if you don't go crazy? What the fuck does that even mean?

Treated Like Animals? If Only!

Yesterday we had to take Matt and Peanut-Face for some jabs.

Matt had a 13:55 appointment for his meningitis jabs, he was finally seen at 14:20.

Peanut-Face had a 16:00 appoinment for her booster jabs, she was seen at 15:55.

Matt has another set of jabs, for measles, mumps and rubella, in four weeks time.
I'm wondering if the vet can do them.

The Curious Incident Of The Bin In The Night.

Yesterday morning, when I rolled out of bed at 11:15, I was greeted with "Why did you put the recycling bin in the bathroom?" from the missus.
"You what now? Why the fuck would I put the recyc' bin in the bog?" Came my reply.
I'll spare you the rest of the conversation, but suffice to say we both deny responsibilty. Her argument that it was full of my empty beer cans, doesn't wash with me though!
You may recall this incident from a while back.
You may also remember other instances of oddness such as this and this.
I think I'd better arrange an exorcism!

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