So, I'm out on the gateline covering a meal break, when a customer approaches me.
"Oi mate, where's the toilet?"
"Sorry dude, there's no public toilet on this station."
"So what? Am I supposed to piss on the track?"
"You can if you want mate, but several hundred volts of direct current passing through your bollocks can really ruin your day."
"Err, I'll wait till I get home."
"Probably for the best."
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You back on the gateline? Did you remember what to do? lol
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