Recently, the Students returned to University.
For some of them, the future's not so bright.
"Hello, can I have an application form for a Student Oyster card please?"
"No, sorry. You have to apply for a Student Oyster card on the Transport For London website."
"Can't I get a form from you?"
"No. You have to apply for a Student Oyster card on the Transport For London website."
"Why? Have you run out of forms?"
"No. You have to apply for a Student Oyster card on the Transport For London website."
"Can I get a form from another station?"
"No. You have to apply for a Student Oyster card on the Transport For London website."
"Is there a Student Oyster card application form at all?"
For fuck's sake!
"Yes."
"Where is it?"
"On the Transport For London website."
"You're not very helpful you know!"
And with that, he storms off to research why Darwin's Theory Of Evolution doesn't apply to himself.
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It's cunts like him that'll probably get a graduate job with us & jump right up to Service Controller within 6 months!
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