Feeling The Heat

What the fuck is it with travel agents?
I've never been in one where the temperature is below boiling point.
Exactly what are they trying to achieve?
Are they trying to make me think I'm on holiday already?
Do they think that feeling the heat will make me long for a sunny place and immediately hand over my credit card to buy 2 weeks in the carribean?
How do the staff put up with it for eight hours?

I want answers, now or eventually!