Friday 3 October 2008

Dummy Floor Love Link

Just what is the attraction between dummies and the floor?
Is it physical?
Why do I spend half of my day picking these things up, washing and sterilizing them, when they're just gonna try to dry hump the floor again?
Rubbery, plasticy, baby soothing cunts!

1 comment:

The Sween! said...

Just you wait until they throw them full pelt towards your head. Or even worse, at the telly or PS3!