Typical Workplace Conversation

Some people need a slap accross the head......... hard.
"Excuse me, how do I get to Hammersmith?"
"Go to platform number one and wait for a train that has Hammersmith on the front of it."
"And will that go to Hammersmith?"
"Well, if it has Hammersmith on the front, it's obviously going to Hammersmith."
"Will it take me straight there?"
"Yes."
"Where do I need to change?"
"As we've just discussed, if the train has Hammersmith on the front, it will go to Hammersmith, directly, with out any need to change trains."
"From platform four right?"
"You can look for platform four if you want, but we don't have one. I said platform one."