Mad Dream

I just woke up after the maddest dream I've ever had.
Four England footy players were accused of being gay by a doctor.
He lined them up and started with Frank Lampard who started to cry and said "It's a phase, it will pass."
Nothing was said to Steven Gerrard, although he looked pretty guilty.
Nothing was said to John Terry either, but he said "We'll support Fatty on this."
Then he turned to Cashley Cole (surprised he's in the line up?) but the Cash man denied it.
No change there then.
What does this dream say about me?
Either I'm a gay footy lover or I shouldn't eat 2 chicken kievs before I go to bed.
I'll lay off the kievs!