Monday 18 June 2007

The Power Of My Arse

This afternoon I had an Italian meal for lunch, this evening I had cauliflower, broccoli and garlic cheese. Therefore, tonight, my arse wind is very aromatic.
More aromatic than first thought apparently.
You see, I was slummung it in the living room while the missus was reading a book in bed.
I poked my head around the door to see if she was o.k or wanted anything, but before I could ask, she said "You been cooking eggs? This house stinks of eggs!"
Never underestimate the power of my batty-hole!

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