Quality Film Quote #13

Dr. Evil: Scott, I want you to meet daddy's nemesis, Austin Powers.

Scott Evil: What? Are you feeding him? Why don't you just kill him?

Dr. Evil: I have an even better idea. I'm going to place him in an easily escapable situation involving an overly elaborate and exotic death. All right guard, begin the unnecessarily slow-moving dipping mechanism.

[guard starts dipping mechanism]

Dr. Evil: Close the tank!

Scott Evil: Wait, aren't you even going to watch them? They could get away!

Dr. Evil: No no no, I'm going to leave them alone and not actually witness them dying, I'm just gonna assume it all went to plan. What?

Scott Evil: I have a gun, in my room, you give me five seconds, I'll get it, I'll come back down here, BOOM, I'll blow their brains out!

Dr. Evil: Scott, you just don't get it, do ya? You don't.

Scott Evil: It's no hassle...

Dr. Evil: Sh!

Scott Evil: But...

Dr. Evil: Sh!

Scott Evil: I'm...

Dr. Evil: Sh!

Scott Evil: All I'm say...

Dr. Evil: Sh!

Scott Evil: There gonna get a...

Dr. Evil: Sh!

Scott Evil: I'm...

Dr. Evil: Sh!

Scott Evil: I'm just...

Dr. Evil: Sh!

Scott Evil: Would...

Dr. Evil: Sh!... Knock-knock.

Scott Evil: Who's there?

Dr. Evil: Sh!

Scott Evil: But...

Dr. Evil: Let me tell you a little story about a man named Sh! Sh! even before you start. That was a pre-emptive "sh!" Now, I have a whole bag of "sh!" with your name on it.