Cheeky Bitch

I will be 30 on thursday and I'm not too keen on it. It seems that I'll be getting no moral support from the missus.
Last night there was sod all on the telly, so I left the Antiques Roadshow on while I read the paper. The missus said "Why are we watching this shit? You'll be old enough to be on it soon, you're nearly an antique yourself!"
Not content with that, she's just said to me "I can't believe I'll be engaged to a 30 year old!"
Such spite from the so-called love of my life!