Wednesday 26 September 2007

Damn, Bugger And Blast.....

.... is all I can say as I enter the very last day of my twenties.
Tomorow I will reach the big Three-oh, but what exactly will this mean to me?
Will I still be able to;
# Laugh at Spongebob Squarepants?
# Scratch myself in inappropriate places at inappropriate times?
# Burp and fart loudly while thinking how funny it is?
# Read Asterix books?
# Find the work "cock" highly amusing?
# Masturbate without guilt?
# Drink excessive amounts of lager on restdays, thus causing me to burp and fart loudly?

I wouldn't bet against it!!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

You should be careful, from tomorrow you start losing you hair a developing a pot belly.
Wait ....... D'OH