Spunktastic

Had an appointment with my nemesis Mr Lobb yesterday. If you don't remember what he did to me last time, click here.
The results of my wank test were in. He had to phone the lab for the figures and while he was on the phone he started grinning. I thought "Here we go, he's gonna tell me I'm a jaffa." But, no.
Apparently, my Harry Monk is well above average in all areas.
Fantastic!