Telephone Conversation

The phone rings (judging by the title of this post, that was the obvious opener) and I answer.
"Hello"
"Hello, am I speaking to Miss Georgina Stamou?"
"Do I sound like a Miss?"
"Pardon?"
"Do I sound like a Miss?"
"Erm, no. Sorry, can I speak to Miss Stamou?"
"Sorry, she's at work."
"Okay, I'll call back later."
"And I'll take my make up off."
"Bye."
"Cheerio."