Monday, 18 February 2008

Pregnant

Got a bun in the oven.
Up the duff/spout/stick.
With child.
In the pudding club.

That's my missus.
When I find out who's responsible there's gonna be trouble!
By our calculations, the baby will be due early to mid september.
Another version of me is on it's way, be afraid, very afraid!

11 comments:

The Sween! said...

Bullet in the chamber! Go on my son!

Congrats to Gina as well!

Anonymous said...

And to think, we all thought you were a Jaffa.

Well the good news is we'll all have time to save up, just in case the little nipper looks like you and we need some emergency plastic surgery.

In seriousness, congrats and good luck. When the babe comes along, don't think you'll be playing your PS3, watching DVD's.

I'll give you £50 for the PS3

The Sween! said...

£75 for the PS3!

Shiny Demon said...

The PS3 is NOT for sale.

Dan said...

£80 for the PS3, plus I'll take Peanut Face as well.

Congrats all around though matey. I'm sure the little nipper will come out with all the traits of the missus (minus the whole mad part) and all will be good in the world.

Oh, and if you're worried, try this site

Anonymous said...

congrats to both of you.
trust me mate , sell the ps3 now or at least put it into storage for about the first 18 months.
what time you have to yourself you will use sleeping

Anonymous said...

infact your right hand will be too limp and wrecked to be able to navigate around the controller and you will only have blurred vision

Station Supervisor said...

Congratulation old chap and hope the missus is coping with an expextant father.

Anonymous said...

God help us all! :-D

Congrats, Spud. Love to Gina.

Anonymous said...

Wow - great news! Now when's the wedding? Hee hee!

Congrats to you both! x x x

Barry Hensey said...

Congratulations and best wishes to both of you!