Thursday 14 December 2006

Jasper & Tits

Not a good journey home from work. There was a family on my train. They had pushed their pram right into the middle of the carriage so no-one could move around at will. I managed to squeeze into a seat adjacent to them. As soon as the train set off their eldest child, Jasper, decided he was going to be a little shit. Failing miserably in his attempt to stop Jasper jumping and shouting on a packed train, Jasper's dad decided to turn his back on him and read his monthly fishing mag (mmm, interesting). While all this was going on Jasper's mum decided to feed her baby. I have no problem with breast feeding, but if there is a private area less than 10 metres away, ie; a toilet, please use that. Jasper's mum was having none of it and decided to get her big flabby tit out in front of everyone and shove her poor babys head into it.
Nice.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Would you like to have your dinner in the toilet?

Shiny Demon said...

If it was a choice of chewing my mothers breast in public or private, I'd take the toilet anyday!

Anonymous said...

Hmmm....milky milky!