That's Gotta Hurt!

Last night I was awoken by a very loud thud. I assumed that the missus had dropped something so I turned over to resume to some well earned kip. This morning I asked the missus what she had dropped; "I didn't drop anything, I walked into the door". When I'd stopped pissing myself I asked her how she'd managed to do it. Apparently she turned all the lights off so as not to wake me up and just walked into it in total darkness. I feel guilty for laughing now. Not that guilty though!