Thursday 3 May 2007

Quality TV Quote #1


Burns: We don't have to be adversaries Homer, we both want a fair Union contract...

Homer; (To Brain) Why is Mr. Burns being so nice to me?

Burns: ...and if you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours!

Homer: (To Brain) Wait a minute, is he coming onto me?

Burns: I mean, if I should slip something into your pocket, what's the harm?

Homer: (To Brain) Oh my God! He is coming onto me!

Burns: After all, negotiations make strange bed-fellows (Friendly Laugh)

Homer: (To Brain) Arggh!

Homer: Sorry Mr Burns, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!
Sorry Andy, couldn't resist it man! I won't do it again!

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