5:10 To Euston

Not to be confused with the film "3:10 To Yuma", the 5:10 to Euston is a train that never departs on time.
In fact, I've never even known this train to be within sight of the station, let alone waiting on the platform at 5:10.
I'm grumpy enough going to work at this time in the morning, but this always pisses me off further.
Train times are obviously just suggestions to London Midland.
Tossers.