Thursday 18 September 2008

One Armed Bandit

I've learned to do a lot with one arm, since Matty seems to be permanently attached to the other. Below is just a sample.

1; Eat and Drink.
2; Type.
3; Turn numerous gadgets on/off/over.
4; Wash.
5; Make up Matty's bottles.
6; Cook.
7; Feed Peanut-Face.
8; Dress.
9; Annoy the Missus.
10; Piss.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I notice you have not mastered the "Shit" as yet.

The Sween! said...

I would've thought No.9 would be No.1 lol