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She's Mad I Tell Ya!

Last night I climbed into bed with the missus. Unfortunately she was asleep as we are on opposite shifts.
So, I turned on the telly and watched a re-run of Shooting Stars.
About halfway through the show, she sat bolt upright and said;
"Well, you'd better go and get some more then hadn't you!"
Then she laid back down and ignored my "What do I need to get?"

Don't Call Me Boss

What is the current trend of everyone calling everyone else boss?
I get it all day. It doesn't matter if I'm at work, buying something or scratching my arse. Everyone is boss this, boss that, it's driving me mental.
For the record; I'm not your boss and if I was, then I wouldn't be for long. I would sack your arse the first chance I got because you are such an annoying dick!

More Shit Music

Adele - Chasing Pavements

should i give up
or should i just keep on chasing pavements
should i just keep on chasing pavements
ooooohhh
should i give up
or should i just keep chasing pavements
even if it leads no where,
or would it be a waste
even if i knew my place
should i leave it there
should i give up
or should i just keep chasing pavements
even if it leads no where

What the fuck is she on about?! Chasing pavements? Utter shit.

I Hate This Message

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Could it be any more vague? Why don't they just say;
"Well it could be us, it could be you, we just don't know and can't be arsed to give you a decent reason anyway. Why not dick around with your settings and completely fuck your internet browser up?!"

Red Dwarf - Tongue Tied

If you don't hear from me for a while, it's because I'm copying the entire Red Dwarf collection to my iPod.

Seven

7 shifts of the late variety are about to attack again.
7 shifts of depression and misery.
7 shifts of hardly seeing the missus.
7 shifts of a fucked up sleep pattern.
7 shifts with no football.
7 shifts of drunken, stupid questions.
7 shifts until my next day off.

I bet you wish that you were me!

Churchill

Not the wartime prime-minister, he was a god.
Those fucking Churchill insurance adverts. You know the ones where some northern twat is "randomly" called from the audience to ask the foam dog a question.
These adverts seriously fuck me off and as a result, I will not be insuring my car with Churchill again. I would rather pay an extra £50 a year just to avoid the "Fuck me, these cunts insure my car and pay for the advert with my money!" feeling.

Homer Knows Best #3

Homer; Public transport is for jerks and lesbians!

Leighton Town 0 - 0 Bedworth Utd

Leighton Town failed to take advantage of the extra man.
Bedworth had their Number 8 deservedly sent off after 40 minutes. Moments after being booked for dissent, he hacked down a Leighton player. As if that wasn't bad enough, before the ref could blow his whistle the Bedworth man clattered into another Leighton midfielder.
The second half saw Leighton pile on the pressure with number 9, Ben Gallant, wasting three good chances to put The Reds in front. He wasn't the only guilty party though. Number 4, Scott Thomas, and number 15, Chris Johnson both missed glorious chances to claim all three points.
There's no doubt that this was a case of two points dropped.

That'll Be A Nice Nice Mars Bar

This is the wound left in my brothers side after his appendectomy. (Yes, I checked the spelling!)

Typical Workplace Conversation

Three Australian women come to my window.

"Hi, we'd like three tickets for the whole day please."
"No probs, where will you be travelling today?"
They consult for what feels like half of my shift.
"Oh, just London."
"O.K, London's a big city. If you could be a bit more specific, I may be able to save you some money."
They consult for what seems like the rest of my shift.
"Just inner London, zones 1&2 should be great."
"O.K, that'll be £15.90 please."
"No worries. How much is this note?"
"That's £5, you'll need more than that I'm afraid"
"Oh, sorry. Our money's different back home. How much is this note?"
"That's £10, again you'll need more."
"Right, gosh the money's so different here. What's this one?"
"That's a £20 note. That will cover it."
The transaction takes place and they get their change.
"Wow, it's so complicated with English money because it's different to ours."
"I know. And the fact we share the same language and numbers doesn't help either."

Homer Knows Best #2

Homer: Look, all I'm saying is, if these big stars didn't want people going through their garbage and saying they're gay, then they shouldn't have tried to express themselves creatively.

More Shit Music

Scouting For Girls; Elvis Aint Dead.

But I wish it was me you chose
I wish it was me you chose
I wish it was me you chose
I wish it was me you chose
cause Elvis ain't dead
and you're coming back
and Elvis ain't dead
and you're coming back
Oh

Elvis IS dead and she's not coming back because you're so fucking stupid.
Oh and by the way, how would you perform a "love lobotomy" anyway?
Pricks.

Paul Got Fingered

While my brother was waiting to have his appendix removed, the doctor decided to do a rectal examination. After he had, erm, assumed the position the doctor, erm, inserted herself into him. Below is how my brother described the conversation with the doctor.

"Are you ready?"
"(Reluctantly) Yes."
"O.K (inserts finger). Does that feel normal?"
"I can't really say, I've never had a finger up there before."
"Do you feel any pain or dis-comfort?"
"It's not painful but I do feel un-comfortable with a finger up my arse!"

I love him so much!
But, I have no doubt he will try to kill me after seeing that I've blogged this!

Get Well Soon Bro!

Yet again my brother has been admitted to hospital. This time it's with suspected appendicitis (yes, I checked the spelling). If it is appendicitis (there's that long word again), then he'll be operated on tonight.
I obviously wish him well and apologise for not being able to be with him due to work commitments and exhaustion.

19:20; Update; It is confirmed appendicitis. He'll having it removed tonight sometime after 8pm.

22:13; In surgery.

23:05; Everything went well and he's in recovery ward.

Homer Knows Best #1

Homer: When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces, I just know they're about to jab me with something.

Sleep Is For Ladyboys

It's 04:10 and I'm wide awake I don't need to be up until 06:30 but it's the first early shift after lates and I always have trouble adjusting.
One good thing about being up this early is that I had plenty of time to dick around on t'internet.
I've just signed into MySpace for the first time in ages and there was a bulliten from the Foo Fighters announcing that their blog is up and running. There is a link in the "Blogs I Read" section.

Shiny, Shiny New Phone!

High definition screen.
Ultra slim sliding design.
5 mega pixel camera.

Damn sexy!

5 Fucking 1?

The following football players need to be shot in the face;

Alexander Hleb (we were in red tonight)
Gilberto Silva (great headless chicken impression)
Nicklas Bendtner (wrong goal you cunt)
William Gallas (try clearing the ball at some point)
Theo Walcott (play to your potential or fuck off back to Southampton)
Robbie Savage (I know he don't play for Arsenal but he's still a cunt)

And a message to Spurs fans;

Congratulations, your first victory over Arsenal since 1999. It came against a second string side, you must be very proud.

I am now going to get very, very drunk.

Interesting Fact

Upsetting badgers was a popular sport in the 90's. The most popular way to upset a badger was to throw Werther's Originals at them.
Badger Upsetting has been illegal since 1999 after that old cunt from the Werther's Original advert complained to parliament about the "Un-natural waste of a jolly good sweet."
Probably.

At The Car Wash

I went to the car wash today, obviously.

Egg, Beach, Fry Adventure

Just found this video on my computer. I'd completely forgotten about it as it's a couple of years old.

The short story is; A colleague found out that I was going to Greece to see relatives. He said that when he was a kid, his teacher had been to greece and said it was so hot you could fry an egg on the beach. I pointed out that it would be in the middle of november and I'd be staying by the mountains but he wanted me to try anyway.

So here it is, me trying to fry an egg by the beach in Aigio in mid-november. It's filmed using a mobile phone so put up or shut up.

Typical Workplace Conversation

So, the customers (there were many) walk past the station entrance which is half closed.
"Hmm, I wonder what that means?"

They go down a few steps and see the first notice board.
"Planned engineering, station is closed. Surely that's not meant for me."

They turn to their left and see the second set of station gates are three quarters closed.
"I wonder why those gates are closed like that? Never mind, I've got a tube to catch."

Customer goes to the gates and sees another sign.
"This station is closed due to planned engineering works. Ooh, that's two gates partially closed and two six foot high notice boards trying to send me a message. It's too bad I'm as thick as pig shit. It's getting late, I'd better get my train."
Customer approaches a member of staff; me.
"Are the trains running o.k?"
"No, it's suspended for engineering works all weekend."
"Oh, is this station closed then?"
"Yes."
"You could have put a notice up to stop people coming down here."
"Yes, we erm, really, really should do that."
"Are you being sarcastic?"
"Not at all. When you re-trace your steps to exit the station please look around for hidden clues suggesting that this station could be closed."

Leighton Town 3 - 0 Romulus

The mighty Leighton Town easily beat Romulus by three goals to nil.
I did have a couple of pictures but I managed to delete them from my phone before I could upload them.
Romulus, what kind of name is that anyway? Sounds like a washing machine to me.

I'm As Hard As Fucking Nails!

25

Meet Michigan Singles

She's Mad I Tell Ya!

The missus returns from her night shift and climbs into bed with me.

"Can I have the T.V remote please?"
"Don't put the telly on love, I'm trying to sleep."
"But I need it on, it helps me un-wind."
"So why don't you watch telly in the front room?"
"Because I want to lay down."
"You can lay on the sofa."
"I'm not laying on the sofa, I'll get a limp in my neck."

Caution - Wide Load

Can whoever it is that sells small motorbikes and mopeds to fat people please stop immediately. I was stuck behind one today and it was the worst 5 minutes of a journey I've ever had.

Sometimes Time Off Is A Pain

I'm in the middle of 9 days annual leave.
I was terminally ill for the first 2, laying the front room floor for the next 2 and now I'm completely bored.
The missus is on night shifts tonight, tomorrow and thursday so I'll be alone for the most part.
It's pissing down outside so I'm not going out.
I've completed Guitar Heroes 3 on easy setting and am not brave enough to try a harder level.
I'm utterly, utterly bored stiff.
I'm gonna have to get drunk to null the boredom.
Although, I do stupid things when I'm in this kind of mood.

BOREDOM
+
BOOZE
+
NO GINA TO KEEP AN EYE ON ME
=
NO PUBES IN THE MORNING

It's the circle of life and she's got no-one to blame but herself.

D.I.Why?

Even if I'm ill I can't escape from the missus.
I've started laying the new floor in the living room. It looks exaclty the same as the old floor to me (wood) but apparantly I'm a;
"Fucking idiot, it's completely different"
Not a nice way to speak to someone who's hardly eaten for three days and spent far too much time in the bog, I'm sure you'll agree.
So there I was, today, on my hands and knees, laying a floor, tolerating abuse, de-hydrated and suffering from malnutrition.
Feel free to offer a sympathetic comment.

You've Been Framed

Order of clips;

*Middle aged drunk person falls over while dancing like a fool at a wedding.
*Maddie look-a-like is knocked over by some waves on a beach.
*Three teenagers perform a planned "accident".
*Baby pulls a funny face.
*Funny animal clip.
*Middle aged drunk person falls off of a trampoline.
*A clip that isn't funny enough for the american version, starring american people, doing american things and isn't funny enough for the U.K version.
*Another funny animal clip.
*Too many middle aged drunk people get on a table and it collapses.

Et cetera, et-fucking-cetera.

Arse Piss

I was o.k until around 3:30 this afternoon when the, erm, "floodgates" opened.
I have now completely wiped my arsehole away.

BLEAURGH!

I spent a large part of yesterday driving the porcelain bus.
With one hand placed on either side of the toilet bowl I puked until I could puke no more.
Then I did puke some more.
And then a bit more.
I don't know if it was food poisoning or that virus that's going around. What I do know is that after several hours of sickness and body wrenching pains I wished I was dead. I just laid on the sofa all day, drifting in and out of sleep, wishing the missus was around to mop my brow. I can't remember having ever slept, or puked so much.
I send my apologies to the Mileseses (or whatever the plural is) for not attending Teresa's birthday bash last night, you all know I'd never willingly turn down a chance to get lashed with you!
Anyway, I feel better today. Still a bit sickly but no puking.
Yet.

Cheque Mate

I bank with Abbey, I always have. My parents set up an account for me when I was a small child. As I grew up I stayed loyal and kept my banking with them as I'd never encountered any problems.
Until now.
Last wednesday I put 2 cheques totalling £100 in an envelope and paid them in using the cheque payments box. It's now thursday, eight days later, and only one of the cheques has been paid in.
So where has the second cheque gone?
I'll be heading to Abbey for a fight this afternoon.

Quality Film Quote 25

Mr. White; When you're dealing with a store like this, they're insured up the ass. They're not supposed to give you any resistance whatsoever. If you get a customer, or an employee, who thinks he's Charles Bronson, take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in. Everybody jumps. He falls down screaming, blood squirts out of his nose, nobody says fucking shit after that. You might get some bitch talk shit to you, but give her a look like you're gonna smash her in the face next, watch her shut the fuck up. Now if it's a manager, that's a different story. Managers know better than to fuck around, so if you get one that's giving you static, he probably thinks he's a real cowboy, so you gotta break that son of a bitch in two. If you wanna know something and he won't tell you, cut off one of his fingers. The little one. Then tell him his thumb's next. After that he'll tell you if he wears ladies underwear. I'm hungry. Let's get a taco.

Tiredness Can Kill

I am extremely tired right now.
I may kill anyone who irritates me.

"FUCKING HELL! FOR FUCKS SAKE!"

The missus is playing "Ratchet and Clank" on the PS3 in the living room.
It doesn't appear that she's doing very well as the title of this post is being shouted frequently.
Now she knows how I feel when I die during gameplay.
"It's only a game love!"
"Fuck off back to your blog!"
"Yes love. Sorry love"

All Change

The missus has re-arranged every thing.
Everything.
It's very nice indeed, we have lots more space in the living room. Although, space was never an issue as the living room is 27 feet long.
The problem (and you sensed there'd be one didn't you?) is that the P.C is now in the spare bedroom.
No more Sky Sports news in the background for me then.

More Shit Music

Fiest - One, Two, Three, Four

123456 9 or 10
Money can't buy you back the love that you had then
1234569 or 10
Money can't buy you back the love that you had then

No, but money can buy you a maths tutor to help with your counting you thick cunt.

Where's The Snow?

After recent forcasts and speculation by various people, I was expecting to wake up this morning to 10 feet of snow.

"We're in for some snow tonight."

"It's gonna snow today."

They all said.

So, when my alarm clock woke me up to the tune of "Hey Jude", I was so excited (who doesn't love snow?). The first thing I did was look out of the window.

Nothing!

Not a thing!

Not even a layer of frost.

There'd better be snow on the ground tomorrow or someone's in for a beating.

Recently Played & Completed

An enjoyable game. Repetative in places, but not as bad as some of the reviews I read.

Interesting Fact

In English law, it is a legal requirement to have a blind chinese woman in every court room.

2007...........

It's never too late to add you to the list!

2007 -The Shit List

There'll be no photos here, they're all shit.

FILMS:
The Golden Compass, Balls Of Fury, Die Hard 4.0 and Shrek 3.

SONGS: Umbrella, Anything by the Hoosiers, Beutiful Girls and anything by Girls Aloud.

T.V: ALL Soap Operas, I Am Betty, Big Brother, X-Factor and Strictly Come Wanking/Dancing.

PEOPLE: Steve McClaren, Heather Mills, Jordan (always) and Christiano Ronaldo (always).

2007 - The Dog's Bollocks

FILMS: 3:10 To Yuma is my favourite of the year, Russell Crowe at his best.

Others include; The Simpsons Movie, American Gangster, 300, Knocked Up and The Bourne Ultimatum.

SONGS:

Foo Fighters- The Pretender rocked beyond belief.

Others; Nickleback- Rockstar, Kaiser Chiefs- Ruby, Manic Street Preachers- Your Love Alone and The Foo's again- Long Road To Ruin.

GAME:

Call Of Duty 4 was the first game to utilise the PS3's awsome power.

Others; Resistance: Fall Of Man, Ratchet And Clank, Guitar Heroes 3.

T.V; Dexter was by far and away the best T.V show of the year.

Others; The Simpsons (always), Top Gear.

PERSON;

For me it's Lewis Hamilton. No one else has burst onto the scene with the personality and ability that this guy has.

Others; Arsene Wenger (always), James Blunt, Homer Simpson and Peanut-Face.

Happy New Year!

As the title of this post suggests, I'd like to wish you all a very happy new year!

D&A Today

Today I had my first ever drugs and alcohol test. D&A, as it's known to us Underground employees, is "randomly" used to ensure that we're not junkies or piss heads.
It involves a breath test similar to those the police use and we have to provide a urine sample,
I don't mind telling you that I was quite nervous about it. I knew I had nothing to worry about. I don't get pissed if I'm working the next day and I don't take drugs. What made me nervous was the "Sit here, read this, this is what we are going to do, this is what you are going to do, sign this, etc."
Do you think I could piss?
Could I fuck. Four glasses of water and 20 minutes later I finally managed it.
Anyway, I'm still a London Underground employee as my breath test was clean as a whistle (how clean are whistles anyway?). My urine results should be back and very clean next week.
By the way, I love the way the form has "appointment date" on it. As if we'd mutually agreed a date and time.

Currently A Rock God In

Actually, I'm terrible. I thought I'd be rocking like Dave Grohl but I reckon I'm more like Leo Sayer.

I'm lying again there, I'm not even that good!

Recently Viewed

I know it's childish, but I laughed my arse off on a regular basis.

I'll Have, Erm, Just A Water For Me

I found this interestingly named resturant while out on my break today. I don't know what kind of food they serve, but I wouldn't order anything in a white sauce if I were you!

Star Wars - Deleted Scenes

Ever wonder why Luke's uncle and aunt were killed?
Ever wonder why the Imperial Stormtroopers attacked the Jawas transporter?
This video explains all. I believe that this is genuine footage, left on the cutting room floor by George Lucas himself.

Head Up Bro

My brother-in-law's had a rough time at work this week.
I won't go into details here, but I just want him to know that we're thinking of him.

Even More Success!

I was so pissed off at wasting part of my life watching Balls Of Fury, I had a rant on Cunts Corner.
And they published it, click here.

Recently Viewed And Played

It's great to be able to control the god known as Homer, but the game is a bit lame.
One for the kids. A few funny scenes.

If you like Will Smith and no-one else in your films, then this is for you.
Utter, utter shite of the highest order.
Interesting. About the lives of three men who are called up in modern day military draft.
Outstanding fun. If you've got kids then buy this game and pretend it's for them. Then don't let them play it because you're playing it yourself.
Very enjoyable, even if it is predictable.

Christmas Is Over

Get back to work you lazy sods!
If I've got to go then so have you.

A Crazy Catnip Christmas

Peanut-Face enjoying her catnip treats.

Peanut-Face 10 minutes after enjoying her catnip treats.

Festive Greetings!

I'd like to wish all of my readers a very Merry Christmas!

Oasis - Merry Christmas Everybody

The best christmas cover ever?
It gets my vote.

Quality Film Quote 24

Seth: I may be a bastard, but I'm not a fuckin' bastard.

George Clooney's "Seth" in From Dusk Till Dawn.

Interesting Fact

The official spelling (as outlined by the National Turkey Society) of a turkey's noise is "Lbmlbmbblmblbmblbmlbmbl".

Interesting Fact

Tottenham Hotspur are no longer unbeaten against Arsenal with Juande Ramos as their new manager.

Interesting Fact

Tottenham Hotspur are unbeaten against Arsenal with Juande Ramos as their new manager.

Hmmm?

I have no idea what that last post was about.
It's amazing what 12 cocktails and 6 lagers will do to you.

Super Modern Mattress

Computerised foam mattress are here.
They are now, they are the future.
If you don't get one then we'll kill you and make it look like an accident.

Christmas Shopping

Unfortunately, due to the joys of employment and illness, I've yet to go shopping for a present for the missus.
This means that at some point today, I'll be heading over to Milton Keynes shopping centre and spending loads of money.
I fucking hate Milton Keynes at the best of times, today though, it's gonna be a nightmare.

Human Again

After 4 days of feeling like absolute shite, I feel much better today. I don't know if it's entirely the fact that I'm off work now, but I'm sure it's a massive part.
I really was under the weather. I was coming home from work, eating and then going to bed until 4 am came around again. I suppose I should have taken a few days off really, but I didn't want to let my colleagues down in the busy build up to christmas.
I'm sure they'd do it for me. One for all, and all for one, and all that bollocks.
Probably.

Death Awaits You, Possibly

As previously posted, I'm currently dying from Bird Flu.
Last night I went to bed nice and early in an attempt to get some much needed sleep.
With the exception of my niece, anyone who phoned my house or my mobile after I'd gone to bed, will soon be beaten to death with a stale Ginsters pasty.
So, if you are one of the 5 who called, keep a look out for the tired looking, coughing, wheezing, spluttering, sneezing, chicken and mushroom pasty armed lunatic.

The Most Wonderful Gift Of All

It appears that the missus has decided to give me an early Chritmas present this year, her stinking cold.
The worst thing for me about colds, is the lack of sleep. When I'm on late shifts it's not a problem, I can stay in bed 'till the afternoon. But, as I'm getting up at 4am for earlies this week, I'm in for a rough few days.

The Joy Of 3

1; Arsenal beat Chelsea for the first time in 4 years to go back to the top of the league.

2; To add insult to injury, it was ex-Chelsea player and new Arsenal legend, William Gallas who scored the winner.

3; Lassana Diarra (above), who I have recently ranted about, has said he wants to leave Arsenal.

Good news all round then.

Ruby Ruby Ruby Ruby Ruby

This photo is conclusive proof that I went to see the Kaiser Chiefs at Earl's Court. It was a fucking awesome gig (yes, I remember it!) and I thank D&T who got me and the missus tickets for christmas.

The Great Santa Conspiracy

Santa Clause.
Father Christmas.
Saint Nick.
Chris Cringle.
Papa Noel.


It don't matter where you come from or what your name for him is.
What is important is that the old git don't exist and never has.
I have numerous friends and family with children and they all use the "Santa" shite.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not against Christmas. I like the way it encourages a family togetherness, which is usually missing these days.
What I am against is people working hard all year round to earn money, which they use to buy gifts for their children, only to say that some elf bummer from a very cold place has brought them. For nothing.
Fuck off!
How do we teach kids the value of honesty when we lie to them every Christmas?
When I've got kids, they're gonna be told the truth from the off; "We flushed your Goldfish down the lavvy", "Santa don't exist", "If you touch anything that belongs to me then you'll get an electric shock", "Don't call your teddy Mohammed" that kinda stuff.
Mind you, the Tooth Fairy and Easter Bunny are cunts too!

Lassana (What's A Team Mate?) Diarra

Can someone please explain to me, what this fucker does?
As far as I can tell, he plays only when decent players are injured and then insists on giving the ball away persistently.
My argument; Against Newcastle (drew) and Middlesborough (lost) he gave the ball away non-stop. He only played in these games because Fabregas, Flamini and Diaby were injured. Furthermore, when he came on against Steaua Bucharest tonight, the midfield lost all composure.
The bloke is a pile of arse.
I can only assume that Chelsea sold him to us, in revenge of us buying William Gallas on the cheap while off-loading Cashley Cole.
Fuck off back to Chelski you muppet!

Nosey Bleeder

I've just woke up with a really heavy nose bleed.
The only thing I can put it down to is stress due to the fact that I am decorating yet again.
You see, I don't have "rest days", only "days where I work away from my normal working environment".

Going Through Changes

You will, no doubt, have noticed the new layout of my 'blog.
But, did you notice the new sub-header?

Recently Viewed

I didn't enjoy this film one bit. It was 2 hours of my life that will never be returned.

Woo-Hoo!

I won £34 on the lottery last night.
I'm rich!
Rich I tells ya!

Interesting Fact

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

Be Careful

Those Currys Adverts

I suppose that old bearded cunt in the red jumper is meant to be Father Christmas is he?

Large Umbrella Users

Kindly take a moment to look where the fuck you are walking, turning and randomly stopping.
I happen to be rather fond of my eyeballs where they are and would prefer not to have them impaled on the end of your umbrella spoke.
Why the fuck do you need a five foot wide umbrella anyway?
Twats.

Happy Birthday!

To this very blog, which is one year old today.
There have been; moans, rants, insults, sympathy votes, well wishes, ill wishes, a "considering quitting" and all manner of old shit posted.
Every month my site is literally inundated (yes, I checked the spelling!) with one comment!
7167 hits and counting, thank you.

Be lucky,

James.

I Support Help For Heroes

"Soldiers serve their country; they are servicemen and women. They get sent to wars and they fight, that’s their job and they do their job brilliantly. Sometimes they are killed while serving their country and when that happens it is a tragedy and we remember them with pride.

Sometimes they are wounded and when that happens we must care for them. These days our front line treatment and our medics are so good that our soldiers are surviving wounds that they would have died from 10 years ago. Some of those injuries are horrific, many are amputees and many are complex trauma cases. Nowadays they don’t die,… they survive and we must ensure that they go on to live good fulfilling lives.

These wounded soldiers are our boys and girls and they are our responsibility. We, the people of Great Britain are their parents, regardless of what we might think of the wars that they fight;…they are just ordinary people who we ask to do extraordinary things.. we ask them to risk their lives on our behalf. Which means doing our utmost to support them when things go wrong."

Bryn Parry,
Appeal Chairman of Help For Heroes

Interesting Fact

Polar bears are left handed.

More Shit Music

Keep bleeding
Keep, keep bleeding love
I keep bleeding
I keep, keep bleeding love
Keep bleeding
Keep, keep bleeding love
You cut me open

I will happily cut you open if you don't stop singing this pile of arse you consider music.

James Blunt, He's Not Such A Cu*t

Two things I discovered by watching Top Gear last night.

1; Despite having a squeeky voice and giving us shit music, James Blunt is actually a top fella. He was the "Star in a reasonably priced car" and during his interview with Jeremy Clarkson he seemed really funny. He even took the piss out of himself.

2; Lewis Hamilton is also a funny little fucker. He's not faster than The Stig though.

Warning: Crack Can Kill

Bum Chin

Why don't you see people with cleft (bum) chins anymore?

I'm not talking about those with a slight dimple, I'm talking proper Kirk Douglas arse projection.

Where have they gone? Have they been taken away and disposed of? Have they all grown beards?

Sad To See The Back Of

My Name Is Earl has come to an end again.
If you don't watch this show then you're a fool.

Recently Played & Completed

Outstanding use of the PS3's power. Awesome picture and sound quality.
But, it was over far too soon.
In my opinion, a game that costs £40 should take more than 5 hours to complete.