Here are all the Ipswich Ho jokes I have to date.....
1, The Ipswich footy match is off this weekend cos a dyslexic serial killer murdered all the substitutes!
2, Prostitutes required in the Ipswich area, good rates of pay but the shifts are murder!
3, Is anyone up for rugby this weekend? Ipswich are desperately short of hookers!
4, And finally a festive theme; Ipswich families are delighted as a dyslexic Santa came down their chimneys and left them all prozzies!
Those who asked for this entry are seriously disturbed, I know I must be sick for blogging it but you've all known that for years!
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You forgot
Forcasters were absolutely spot on with thier reports, they correctly predicted in parts of Suffolk it would be minus 5.
Also
I bought the wives xmas pressies, black boots, small red dress, fisneta stockings and a one way ticket to Ipswich.
thanks anonymous!
another one for you.
Police have found a 6th prostitute in Ipswich with her minge stuffed full of honey nut loops .... police say it is definitely a cereal killer
Another one.
Wanted! Prostitutes in Ipswich. Rates of pay are excellent but the shifts are murder.
Groan.....
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