Friday 16 November 2007

I Hate My Life (And Yours)

Last month it was my PS3, now it's my poxy iPod. The screen just stays white. I can hear the music if I press buttons randomly, but I can't choose what I want to listen to. I've tried everything, but alas, it will need to go for a service.
Cocking hell!

Also, the missus decided to use a bollard to help turn the car around a corner this evening. As a result, we now have an unsightly dent in the drivers side door.
Cunting hell!

Plus I'm on late shifts.

Finally, I'm down to my last beer.

I'm ready to lash out at the next person I see. If it turns out to be you, then please don't take it personally.
I will apologise as soon as all the tubes have been removed from your body and your jaw has been un-wired.

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