Which one of you fucknuts has stolen my spare bootlaces?
They were in my cupboard in the kitchen, by the sink and one of you'se has sneaked in and taken them.
Now I've got a pair of boots, only one of which has a lace.
Thanks very much!
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I needed a new one for my conkers
I fuckin love conkers, me!
As long as you don't play by that stupid "no stampsies" rule!
Had a 43-er once. And I didn't soak it in vinegar or put it in the oven. I loved that conker.
Then came along Samantha and conkers were all forgotten about.
(Funny what happens when you're 34!)
Bloody women, ruin all our fun.
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