Wednesday, 19 March 2008

You Fuckers!

Which one of you fucknuts has stolen my spare bootlaces?
They were in my cupboard in the kitchen, by the sink and one of you'se has sneaked in and taken them.
Now I've got a pair of boots, only one of which has a lace.
Thanks very much!

4 comments:

Dan said...

I needed a new one for my conkers

Shiny Demon said...

I fuckin love conkers, me!
As long as you don't play by that stupid "no stampsies" rule!

Anonymous said...

Had a 43-er once. And I didn't soak it in vinegar or put it in the oven. I loved that conker.

Then came along Samantha and conkers were all forgotten about.

(Funny what happens when you're 34!)

Shiny Demon said...

Bloody women, ruin all our fun.