Thursday 3 July 2008

Dear Foreign Person In The Street

I don't know anyone in the following countries;

Albania, Australia, Bangladesh, Brazil, Bulgaria, Canada, China, Colombia, Croatia, Czech Republic, France, Gambia, Germany, Ghana, Hong Kong, Hungary, India, Iran, Italy, Jamaica, Japan, Kenya, Latvia, Netherlands, New Zealand, Nigeria, Pakistan, Philippines, Poland, Romania, Russia, Saudi Arabia, Singapore, Slovakia, South Africa, Spain, Sri Lanka, Sudan, Thailand, Trinidad, Turkey, Uganda, Ukraine, USA or Zimbabwe.

Now, will you please stop thrusting your chavvy "discount" phone card in my face!

2 comments:

Station Supervisor said...

But I heard you like a good thrusting in the face.

Barry Hensey said...

I agree, he is a cock. That's why he's got a personal issue cock ring.