Tuesday 22 January 2008

5 Fucking 1?

The following football players need to be shot in the face;

Alexander Hleb (we were in red tonight)
Gilberto Silva (great headless chicken impression)
Nicklas Bendtner (wrong goal you cunt)
William Gallas (try clearing the ball at some point)
Theo Walcott (play to your potential or fuck off back to Southampton)
Robbie Savage (I know he don't play for Arsenal but he's still a cunt)

And a message to Spurs fans;

Congratulations, your first victory over Arsenal since 1999. It came against a second string side, you must be very proud.

I am now going to get very, very drunk.

3 comments:

Station Supervisor said...

Yeah but 5-1, plus you have to admit you have been extremely lucky over the past couple of games.

The Sween! said...

Can you add Jermaine Jenas to the list as he looks like Gareth Gates?

Anonymous said...

Surprised Slim hasn't been here to gloat...