Odd Shopping Day

Me and the missus went blind shopping. We bought 3 cataracts and a detatched retina. No, seriously, we went shopping for a blind for the living room. We visited several "Blind Shops" although the employees seemed to have perfectly good vision to me. O.K, O.K, enough blind jokes. We didn't find a suitable blind (so we got one in jeans instead!). Sorry, that's the last one I promise.
On the way back we popped into Next as I need a new summer jacket. While trying a jacket on my attention was drawn to someone who was buying a new pair of jeans. Rather than go to the changing room, he tried them on there and then. Stripped down to his pants in a busy Next store! Unfortunately, I just wasn't quick enough with my phone and he got away.