Tom Tom Cunt!

We had a fantastic day at the spa yesterday.
Sauna, massage, food, steamrooms, ice showers.
It was the perfect way to relax.
In fact, we were so relaxed that rather than come straight home we asked our Tom Tom for a local tourist attraction. Tom Tom said that Deddington Castle was very close by, only 15 miles or so. So off we went on a quick visit to sleepy Deddington.
When we finally arrived we couldn't find a castle anywhere. Nowhere.
After driving around some more we finally found an English Heritage sign which read "Deddington Castle (Site Only)"
Site Only? This means that said castle is no longer there and probably hasn't been for hundreds of years.
This is why my Tom Tom is a total cunt.